C
D
C
C
C
D
C
C
C
Mott
the Hoople and the
D
game
of Life (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Andy
Kaufman in the
D
wrestling
match (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Monopoly,
Twenty-one,
D
Checkers,
and Chess (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Mister
Fred Blassie in a
D
breakfast
mess (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Let's
play Twister,
D
let's
play Risk (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
See
you heaven if you
D
make
the list (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now,
Am
Andy
did you hear about this
G
one?
Am
Tell
me, are you locked in the
G
punch?
Am
Andy
are you goofing on
G
Elvis?
Hey
C
baby,
D
Are
we losing touch?
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
they
put a
D
man
on the
G
moon,
Am
man
on the
D
moon.
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
there's
nothing
Bm
up
his
Am
sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
C
Moses
went walking with the
D
staff
of wood (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Newton
got beaned by the
D
apple
good (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Egypt
was troubled by the
D
horrible
asp (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Mister
Charles Darwin had the
D
gall
to ask (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now,
Am
Andy
did you hear about this
G
one?
Am
Tell
me, are you locked in the
G
punch?
Am
Andy
are you goofing on
G
Elvis?
Hey b
C
aby,
D
Are
you having fun?
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
they
put a
D
man
on the
G
moon,
Am
man
on the
D
moon.
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
there's
nothing
Bm
up
his
Am
sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
Em
D
Em
D
Em
D
D
C
Here's
a little agit for the
D
never-believer
(
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Here's
a little ghost for the
D
offering
(
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Here's
a truck stop instea
D
d
of Saint Peter's (
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
Mister
Andy Kaufman's gone
D
wrestling
(
C
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now,
Am
Andy
did you hear about this
G
one?
Am
Tell
me, are you locked in the
G
punch?
Am
Andy
are you goofing on
G
Elvis,
hey
C
baby,
D
are
we losing touch?
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
they
put a
D
man
on the
G
moon,
Am
man
on the
D
moon.
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
there's
nothing
Bm
up
his
Am
sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
Em
D
Em
D
Em
D
D
Outro
x3
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
they
put a
D
man
on the
G
moon,
Am
man
on the
D
moon.
G
If
you
Am
believe
C
there's
nothing
Bm
up
his
Am
sleeve,
then nothing is cool.