F
It's
a g
Am
od-awful
small affair
Cm/Eb
To the girl
D7
with
the mousy hair
Gm
But her
Gm/F
mummy
is yelling "No"
C7
And her daddy has told her to go
F
But
her
Am
friend
is nowhere to be seen
Cm/Eb
Now she wal
D7
ks
through her sunken dream.
Gm
To
the seat
Gm/F
with the clearest view
C7
And she's hooked to the silver screen
Ab
But
the f
Ab+
ilm
is a saddening bore
Fm
For she's live
Ab7
d
it ten times or more
Db
She
could spi
Db+
t
in the eyes of fools
Bbm
As they ask h
Db7
er
to focus on
Bb
Sailors
fig
Eb
hting
in the dance hall
Gm7
Oh
man! lo
Gb+
ok
at those cavemen go
F
Fm
It's
the freakiest show
Cm7
Ebm7
Take
a look at the
Bb
lawman
Eb
Beating
up the wrong guy
Gm
Oh
man! Won
Gb+
der
if he'll ever know
F
Fm
He's
in the best selling show
Cm7
Ebm7
Is
there life on
Ma
Gm7
rs?
Gb+
Bb
C/E
F
Gbdim
Gm
Abdim
Am
Bb
Bbm
F
It's
on
Am
Amerika's
tortured brow
Cm/Eb
That Mickey
D7
Mouse
has grown up a cow
Gm
Now
the wor
Gm/F
kers
have struck for fame
C7
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
F
See
the
Am
mice
in their million hordes
Cm/Eb
From Ibeza
D7
to
the norfolk broads
Gm
Rule
Britan
Gm/F
nia
is out of bounds
C7
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
Ab
But
the f
Ab+
ilm
is a saddening bore
Fm
For I've writ
Ab7
it
ten times or more
Db
It's
about to
Db+
be writ again
Bbm
As I ask you
Db7
to
focus on
Bb
Sailors
fig
Eb
hting
in the dance hall
Gm7
Oh
man! lo
Gb+
ok
at those cavemen go
F
Fm
It's
the freakiest show
Cm7
Ebm7
Take
a look at the
lawma
Bb
n
Eb
Beating
up the wrong guy
Gm
Oh
man! Won
Gb+
der
if he'll ever know
F
Fm
He's
in the best selling show
Cm7
Ebm7
Is
there life on
Ma
Gm7
rs?
Gb+
Bb
C/E
F